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This will be a good one. Have the bot store information for you just by talking to it. cruddie.site. Hope to add new functions daily now.

A cool human- and computer-friendly text file format I have wanted for a long time. Now it's here!

Gathering AI scripts from the database by matching keywords.

Results & an answer to my skeptics at 58:40

Look, a program is forming.

Explanations & heated discussion.

Video.

Fame, here we come...

Bob paid for Charlie's college education. He is very [generous/grateful]. Who is [generous/grateful]?

Understanding everyday scenarios.

Check it ouuut!

For always-on devices without Big Tech snooping. More soon.

Results growing by the day

Thanks to Tom for making this video! Download links in the video description.

There is no fundamental reason why JIT [just-in-time compilation] solutions should be slower than precompiled code, if you disregard warm-up time (which may actually happen before the program is shipped). In fact, mathematically, the opposite is true: JITs have the option of optimizing further at runtime which once-compilers like C++ don't have. What we currently have available is another question, but long-term, JITs will basically win the performance race.

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Updated the gig as there is a ready-made bot kit.