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There is no fundamental reason why JIT [just-in-time compilation] solutions should be slower than precompiled code, if you disregard warm-up time (which may actually happen before the program is shipped). In fact, mathematically, the opposite is true: JITs have the option of optimizing further at runtime which once-compilers like C++ don't have. What we currently have available is another question, but long-term, JITs will basically win the performance race.

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Managing customer inquiries :)

Updated the gig as there is a ready-made bot kit.

182 rules and 104 synonyms. Always there for you.

And yes, before you ask, we can do "boyfriend bots" too :-D

(Not the same as a real one, but what's wrong with some fun and games?)

theory validity {
  // a human weighs between 80 and 400 pounds
  $x is a human
    & $x weighs ($y pounds)
    => $y >= 80 & $y <= 400
   
  contradiction => say (That can't be right)
}

Yes, this works already. Full program and some responses.

So yes, the speedrun definitely continues—just without videos right now.

Creating a very nice "girlfriend" bot with a friend too.

I code until it's done.

Bot receives facts:

RAM has a size
I have RAM

And asks:

What is the size of my RAM?

To achieve this, we invent and implement a whole new language which mixes English and Python. Complete program: 299 lines.

2:45:07 mega-stream.

It is a good idea after all.

Our new bot plays MKLab FM, a very nice (and free) electronic dance music radio, in your Discord server.

1000 € are a good number and will help this project a lot :)

It can either be a gift, an investment or a bot order, depending on your wishes...

Let's just talk about it.

I introduce a new concept to JavaX—coding on the meta-level. Just write meta {} and put your code-making code inside the brackets.

OK the concept is not completely new, but it does work exceptionally well in JavaX.

In fact, we are creating and using a custom language directly within this example. Oh, and there is now a shortened version with only 33 lines.

Spends the time, pays the bills.

Another functioning JavaX keyword invented in a few minutes.

class Me {
  selfType hello() { print("hello!"); this; }
}

new Me().hello().hello();

selfType just refers to the enclosing class. Avoid repetition. It really shines in combination with includes.

Let's say a program is something that describes itself, tests itself and improves itself.